Careers
We're hiring at Till Debt Do Us Part. You can't apply for a specific role. Roles are assigned, probably wrong. This list is here for morale.
Open roles
Head of Legal
You'll open every meeting with "I'm not a lawyer, but."
VP of Snacks
Full ownership of a budget of $0.
Chief Breakup Officer
You'll handle badge disputes. Empathy preferred, not required.
Staff Engineer
Someone has to build it. It probably won't be you.
Benefits
Salary
$0, paid monthly.
Equity
100% of nothing, fully vested.
Time off
Unlimited. Nobody will notice.
Career growth
A new title every month. None of them transfer.