Fake testimonials

We made all of these up, and the faces are AI-generated. Nobody has worked here yet, which makes us hard to review.

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  “Best job I've ever had. I laughed, I cried, I went bankrupt on schedule.”

  Head of Legal, fictional

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  “A company that no longer exists told me my work was adequate. That's closure.”

  Staff Engineer, reassigned to Snacks, fictional

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  “They said we were like a family. Then we lost everything on the 30th, so they were right.”

  Chief Breakup Officer, fictional

• “My manager never once asked me for an update. My manager was also assigned wrong.”

  Intern, fictional

• “Five stars. I couldn't find anywhere to leave them.”

  VP of Snacks, fictional

• “So is this a real job?”

  Somebody's mother, fictional, every week